我去上帝的診所做例行體檢，檢查結果發現：我真的病了。
When Jesus took my blood pressure, He saw I was low in tenderness.
上帝量我的血壓時，他發現我的「溫和親切」太低。
When he read my temperature, the thermometer registered 40º of anxiety
他量我的體溫時，溫度計上顯示的是焦慮40º
He ran an electrocardiogram and found that I needed several “love bypasses” since my arteries were blocked with loneliness and could not provide for an empty heart.
他替我做心電圖時，發現我必需作好幾個「愛的搭橋手術」，因為我的血管被「寂寞」阻塞，無法提供血液給空虛的心臟。
I went to orthopedics, because I could not walk by my brother’s side and I could not hug my friends, since I had fractured myself when tripping with envy.
我還必須進行骨科矯正，因為嫉妒使我跌倒而骨折，導致我無法與兄弟姊妹並肩而行、也無法擁抱我的朋友。
He also found I was shortsighted, since I could not see beyond the shortcomings of my brothers and sisters.
祂也發現我近視了，因為我只看到我的兄弟姐妹們的缺點。
When I complained about deafness, the diagnosis was that I had stopped listening to Jesus’ voice talking to me on a daily basis.
當我抱怨聽不清楚時，診斷顯示我已不再傾聽神每天對我說的話。
For all of that, Jesus gave me a free consultation thanks to his mercifulness, so my pledge is to, once I leave this clinic, only take the natural remedies he prescribed through his words of truth:
對於這一切，耶穌好心的給我免費的建議，我也保證在我離開診所後，只採用按照祂真理之言所給的自然療法的處方：
Every morning, take a full glass of gratitude
每天早上，喝一大杯「感恩」。
When getting to work, take one spoon of peace
工作時，吃一湯匙的「平靜」 。
Every hour, take one pill of patience, one cup of brotherhood and one glass of humility
每個小時，吃一片「耐心」，一杯「手足情誼」，以及一杯「謙遜」。
When getting home, take one dose of love
當我回到家裡時，服用一份「摯愛」。
When getting to bed, take two caplets of clear conscience
要睡覺以前，服用兩顆「問心無愧」。
Do not give in into sadness or desperation for what you are going through today
對今天所經歷的一切，不要陷於悲傷、絕望！
May God give you...
願上帝賜給你
For every storm, a rainbow,
暴風雨後，有彩虹
For every tear, a smile,
淚水後，有歡笑
For every care, a promise,
煩惱後，有許諾
And a blessing in each trial.
試煉中，有祝福
For every problem life sends,
面對生命的問題時，
A faithful friend to share,
有真誠的朋友分享，
For every sigh, a sweet song,
歎息後，有美妙的歌聲
And an answer for each prayer.
每次祈禱，都有回應！
“一帆風順的時候不要得意忘形，一波三折的時候也不必灰心喪志。情況好的時候，不能沒有警覺心；壞的時候也不要喪失信心；可能條件一改變，情況就會轉變。”
“偉人所達到並保持著的高處，並不是一飛就到的，而是他們在同伴們都睡著的時候，一步步艱辛地向上攀爬的。”
“我們不一定會因為賺很多的錢而富有，但我們可以因付出的善念而使心中富有”
